Only in New Zealand!

[David George]

An MP was being shown around a hospital. Near the end of her visit,
she
was shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious
signs of injury.
She went to speak to the first patient and the man proclaimed, ‘Fair
fa’
yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o’ the puddin’ race!’
The MP, somewhat taken aback, went to the next patient, and
immediately
the patient launched into, ‘Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad
eat that want it.’
That continued with the next patient, ‘Wee sleekit cow’rin tim’rous
beastie, O what a panic’s in thy breastie!’
‘Well,’ the MP said to the manger accompanying her, I see you’ve
saved
the psychiatric ward to the end.’
‘Och no,’ the manager corrected her, ‘this is the serious Burns unit.’

[George Dance]

Post by David George
An MP was being shown around a hospital. Near the end of her visit,
she
was shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious
signs of injury.
She went to speak to the first patient and the man proclaimed, ‘Fair
fa’
yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o’ the puddin’ race!’
The MP, somewhat taken aback, went to the next patient, and
immediately
the patient launched into, ‘Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad
eat that want it.’
That continued with the next patient, ‘Wee sleekit cow’rin tim’rous
beastie, O what a panic’s in thy breastie!’
‘Well,’ the MP said to the manger accompanying her, I see you’ve
saved
the psychiatric ward to the end.’
‘Och no,’ the manager corrected her, ‘this is the serious Burns unit.’

LOL! I told that to my wife; she thought it was enough of a groaner to
put on my blog. So I will.

But what I wanted was to ask if I could have a poem for my blog for
this April. If you have one you'd like me to use, that would be great;
if you'd rather I just go look or one, no problem there, either.

Also, if you have a blog, site, or somewhere where people can see more
of your poetry online, please let me know and I'll put that in.

Thanks.


Please let me know right away.